Oh, the sad, bad old daysWhen all a girl could obtainWas a degree from WellesleyAnd a Yale-enhanced brain.How melancholy to beResigned to field hockeyWhen she dreamed of football Or becoming a jockey.How drab to seek a manWhose coattails she could rideTo heights she never hoped for,By just being at his side.Ah, woe is our poor candidateWho's deserving  so much moreThan merely First LadyshipWhen she's ambitious to the core.Let's give that girl the baubleShe's been panting for all her life.Let's bestow on her the PresidencyAnd let her husband be the wife!Mimi Evans Winship(Read Full Post)