Given the kinds of cases they're getting these days, French courts are starting to resemble clown circuses. Last week a French court had to listen to "Goldfinger" George Soros' whine about his human rights being violated for an inside trading conviction. This week, a French court gets to listen to Venezuelan "International Man of Mystery" Carlos The Jackal carp about not getting enough terrorist—issue Froot Loops inside his French jail cell. Apparently, pate and champagne aren't happening for him these days in Paris. And for the Shagadelic Jackal, that's no fair. The Austin—Powers—era Marxist terrorist is actually suing in a French court over what he says is unequal treatment for international terrorists, not against ordinary criminals or compared to UN human rights standards — but against other, less—worthy, but more news—o—genic terrorists. What The Jackal wants to know is why he gets a lousy jail cell in France while unshaven...(Read Full Post)