A whale of a campaign plan

Grace Harley
Whale-lovers everywhere must enjoy the latest promotion by Obama's re-election campaign of the "sea unicorn". Going by the project code-name "Narwhal", millions of pieces of information about US voters have been collected since 2008 and are being used as tools of manipulation in 2012. Whoever created the title for this project certainly deserves a promotion and a hefty bonus for pure creativity. An Old Norse word, "nahvalr" translates into "corpse whale". A better one-word description of the "Big Change" Chicago Candidate could hardly be imagined.Narwhal: is an Artic whale that has a spotted-pelt and is characterized in the male by a long spirally twisted ivory tusk projecting from the LEFT side of its head. Webster defines "Narwhal" as a corpse due to the animal's pale color. It is a cetaceous mammal of northern seas, with no teeth except two canines in the upper jaw, of which one is frequently developed into a long projecting trunk; a sea unicorn." It has a black-spotted whitish skin resembling a human corpse. The whale breathes though a blow-hole in the head.

In the article by Sasha Issenburg for Slate Magazine entitled "Obama's White Whale: How the Campaign's Top-Secret Project Narwhal Could Change This Race" we are enlightened once again of the highly organized and subversive actions taken to get, and now keep, the Democratic Chosen One in his place. The death of the private vote by the citizen is the true "corpse" here. Now the sitting president of this country knows exactly where you politically stand, and just how to control your choices. A twisted protrusion from the left has been injected into the democratic process, again.

Those who are already feeling that America is approaching her "End Times" will see no end of comparisons here between a "narwhal" and the predicted "world religious-political leader" yet to be fully revealed. Perhaps even more concerning is the fact that the Obama campaign wears this code-name as a badge of honor. It is a mockery against those who hold to a biblical eschatalogy of an anti-Messiah.

Do they not realize (or simply do not care) that the claim of a black/white, death-like body with no real teeth that comes from the North, grows a horn from the LEFT side of his head and takes over like a huge beast is a name chosen to represent their nation's president? It is very revealing of their true perspective.

Narwhal is not my idea of a whale of a good time. Let's keep fishing for a better leader. We're going to need a bigger boat. And a good crew working together.


Whale-lovers everywhere must enjoy the latest promotion by Obama's re-election campaign of the "sea unicorn". Going by the project code-name "Narwhal", millions of pieces of information about US voters have been collected since 2008 and are being used as tools of manipulation in 2012. Whoever created the title for this project certainly deserves a promotion and a hefty bonus for pure creativity. An Old Norse word, "nahvalr" translates into "corpse whale". A better one-word description of the "Big Change" Chicago Candidate could hardly be imagined.Narwhal: is an Artic whale that has a spotted-pelt and is characterized in the male by a long spirally twisted ivory tusk projecting from the LEFT side of its head. Webster defines "Narwhal" as a corpse due to the animal's pale color. It is a cetaceous mammal of northern seas, with no teeth except two canines in the upper jaw, of which one is frequently developed into a long projecting trunk; a sea unicorn." It has a black-spotted whitish skin resembling a human corpse. The whale breathes though a blow-hole in the head.

In the article by Sasha Issenburg for Slate Magazine entitled "Obama's White Whale: How the Campaign's Top-Secret Project Narwhal Could Change This Race" we are enlightened once again of the highly organized and subversive actions taken to get, and now keep, the Democratic Chosen One in his place. The death of the private vote by the citizen is the true "corpse" here. Now the sitting president of this country knows exactly where you politically stand, and just how to control your choices. A twisted protrusion from the left has been injected into the democratic process, again.

Those who are already feeling that America is approaching her "End Times" will see no end of comparisons here between a "narwhal" and the predicted "world religious-political leader" yet to be fully revealed. Perhaps even more concerning is the fact that the Obama campaign wears this code-name as a badge of honor. It is a mockery against those who hold to a biblical eschatalogy of an anti-Messiah.

Do they not realize (or simply do not care) that the claim of a black/white, death-like body with no real teeth that comes from the North, grows a horn from the LEFT side of his head and takes over like a huge beast is a name chosen to represent their nation's president? It is very revealing of their true perspective.

Narwhal is not my idea of a whale of a good time. Let's keep fishing for a better leader. We're going to need a bigger boat. And a good crew working together.