Now that New York City is decriminalizing public urination, New Yorkers of every stripe want to know where they can go to witness New York's version of the Old Faithful geyser, watching powerful streams of apple juice-colored liquids gracing the noble streets of New York from powerful local spouts.  Thankfully, 21st-century mapping technology has taken the guesswork out of this, as New York introduces its very first urination map!  (Not to confuse this with, or to dethrone, San Francisco's solid human waste street map...) Corona, Queens is the public urination capital of New York.  Coming in second is Williamsburg, Brooklyn.  The Bronx, which usually comes in first place when it comes to matters of societal disintegration, has some substantial "wet zones" in southern parts.  Midtown and lower Manhattan looks like a big yellow swimming pool.  No part of the city is spared, though for most of Staten Island, people, for some reason,...(Read Full Post)