The 9 Most Terrifying Words

Ronald Reagan said the 9 most terrifying words in the English language were: "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help." I disagree, the nine most frightening words I have ever heard are: "I am Barack Obama, and I approve this message." Sometimes when I am watching TV, and the commercial break comes, I will occasionally turn away for a moment -- only to hear America's most arrogant utter that dreaded phrase with utter seriousness -- I can't help but cringe.  It's as if death itself has reached out its shriveled arm and with icy, steely fingers grabbed me by the throat and is trying to throttle the life out of me with all its promise of hope and change. Inevitably, I break out in a cold sweat as my heart beats faster and my breathing becomes labored.  I am scared, for what comes after is truly terrifying. I know with certainty, all that follows will be blatant and unabashed lies.  It will be an unapologetic attempt to portray the misery of these last 3 ½ years...(Read Full Post)