The dream Democratic National Convention schedule

For those upset at the supposed Democrat mockery of the RNC schedule, relax! Inevitably, Republicans have been circulating their own realistic version of the DNC schedule which is even more on target. So enjoy the benefits of free speech and let the schedule satires continue! 2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte, N.C. 4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN 4:05 PM - Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright 4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama. 4:15 PM - Ceremonial 'I hate America' led by Michelle Obama. 4:30 PM - Tips on "How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world" - Hillary Clinton 4:45 PM - Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson seminar "How to have a successful career without having a job." 5:00 PM - "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime Travel Log" - Michelle Obama. 5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite 5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy...(Read Full Post)