In the days soon after the Great Joust between the Donkey and Elephant Clans, it was rumored that three important events did occur, although some claimed that they were merely imagined in the mind of one who mused upon the doings of the ruling class.  Perhaps it was so -- the imagined part -- but lest these happenings vanish from history for all time, herein they are told.As His Obamaness the POTUS traveled the lands of the Far East, His spoke before the rulers in the Land of Curry.  Now it was His custom when approaching Kings, Princes, Potentates, and other Grand Poobahs of foreign lands that He would bow in their presence. The serfs and peasants of the Realm of 57 States wondered at this behavior, for He would not humble Himself in their presence, neither with word nor with deed.  Many had decided that His Obamaness, by bowing before the rulers of other nations, was acknowledging the past haughtiness of earlier POTI. Others said He was entreating foreign peoples to...(Read Full Post)