Newark mayor has issues with tissues

For a second there it appeared as if, when no one was looking, Sheryl Crow was secretly elected mayor of Newark, New Jersey. Sheryl is a singer/songwriter as well as a radical environmental activist.  In fact, Sheryl is so committed to the cause she suggested "limiting toilet paper use as one solution to global warming." Sheryl injected her opinion into the most private aspect of life and felt it her duty to preach about how many environmentally friendly squares of toilet paper Americans should use per sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. Why is using or not using toilet paper a current topic of conversation?  Well, if Mayor Cory Booker had listened to Crow back in 2007, when the performer was touring America in her...(Read Full Post)