Somali Sundaes

Barack Obama's ice cream parlor, racial profiling statement has made Baskin-Robbins the safest place for an illegal to hang out.  After Barry's Carvel comment, no self-respecting police officer would approach a reasonably suspicious person eating a frosty dessert.  A good tip for gang members, drug runners and all sorts of illegals is to aim for ice cream amnesty.  If suspected, just slide into an ice cream shop, like its home plate, and you're safe. This advice might even help the suspected member of the Somalia-based Al Shabaab terrorist group that Homeland Security has asked Texas authorities to be on the lookout for.  Apparently, the federal government believes a Somali terrorist may be trying to enter the United States through Mexico. The DHS alert was issued to police and sheriff's deputies in Houston, asking them to keep their eyes open for a Somali man named Mohamed Ali who is believed to be in Mexico preparing to make the illegal crossing into...(Read Full Post)