A wee poem for the president

"There's something about August going into September -- (laughter) -- where everybody in Washington gets all wee-weed up." Barack Hussein Obama II, in Remarks by the President in the Organizing for America National Health Care Forum, DNC Headquarters,  Washington, D.C., August 20, 2009

Wee-wee'd, being wet or pissed,
Silly words should not be missed,
Splattered on some newsroom floor,
And not so easily dismissed.

Wee-wee'd: peed or pissed,
Such words do not assist
The grandeur that did once exist
When of presidents we've reminisced.

Wee-wee'd, one cannot resist,
Makes a joke that will persist;
Oval'd office words resist
Fading, as they do insist:

"Wee-wee'd" now means "someone's pissed,"
For this nation's infamous Wee-wee-ist. 

Gary Bachland's website is bachlund.org.