Ecopalypse Now! (a poem)

*With thanks to Mark Steyn*It's cold, raining non-stop in northeastern states,Other places are freezing on really strange dates;Dry places are drowning in precipitation,"Aha! Global Warming!" cries a fool federationWarm air holds more water, their expert tells all,But, gee, isn't it cooling that makes the rain fall?The ice cap's receding because of pollution,But, wait, it's expanding-is pollution solution?Firmly convinced that the sky's indeed fallingThey twist every truth because facts are so galling.Hip-deep in denial, nature's sole consecratersYelling "Fire!" at the world, from their flooding theaters.(Read Full Post)