Lo, after the Clan of Elephants lost the great POTUS race to His Obamaness, the elder elephants gathered around a watering hole to ask, “What is it we must do to run faster than Donkeys?”And behold, many and varied were the ruminations from their pachyderm trunks as they contemplated their fate as a clan.One among the herd was a brother to Bush the Younger and son of Bush the Elder.  His name was Bush the Youngest, once leader of the Elephant Clan in Gatorland.Now it came to pass at this gathering of the long tusks that Youngest was among those most outspoken, for he raised his trunk high and trumpeted these words,"You can't beat something with nothing, and the other side has something. I don't like it, but they have it, and we have to be respectful and mindful of that.So our ideas need to be forward looking and relevant. I felt like there was a lot of nostalgia [for Reaganus the Giant Elephant] and the good old days in the [Elephant] messaging. I mean, it's...(Read Full Post)