So many and varied were the powers of His Obamaness that with tongue alone He could change the meaning of words, as happened one day in the Realm of 57 States.Once upon a time, His Obamaness, POTUS in the ninth year of the third millennium, spoke to the Realm and said, “Bankruptcy is not a sign of weakness for [The] Chrysler, but rather a sign of strength.”  Now, of the three ox cart makers in the Realm, The Chrysler was the one most vexed by the challenge of cart-making. Although its carts were often beautiful to behold, the people of the Realm did not always look with great favor upon them as a way to carry their soccer balls, dogs, and vegetables. So few people were surprised when The Chrysler had no more coins of the Realm with which to buy wheels and wood, or to pay the workers of the Guild of Cart Makers as much as they had been accustomed to receiving.  Seeing this, His Obamaness told His Exchequer, Sir Tiny Tim of Geithner, to place many coins inside The...(Read Full Post)