During the salad days of his reign as POTUS, His Obamaness made a pilgrimage to Europa to sit with the rulers from many wealthy kingdoms. On his journey there, Himself was accompanied by a great entourage of town criers, attendants, courtiers, and sycophants, in numbers so great as to require the company of palace chefs, casks of fine wine, and a herd of cattle to satisfy their requirements for sustenance during the long trek to the Old World. Upon his arrival, His Obamaness was greeted by a great throng of town criers from many kingdoms. Like the criers in His own land, they heaped lavish praise upon Him and wrote with much admiration of his pending success in the great gathering of rulers to come.But, alas, not all that transpired there was greeted with a glad heart by Himself. In a far-off land a fierce battle was underway against those His Obamaness called the Tally Band, and their allies, the followers of His Osamaness.  His Obamaness hoped that, with his wondrous words, he...(Read Full Post)