The smoker-in-chief (Updated)

It's been a long time since we've had a smoker in the White House. The media, of course, never really got around to telling the American public that the Democratic candidate for president was a nicotine addict. Even now, they prefer to write stories about his 45 minute daily work outs, and how awesomely lean and fit he is. But the plain fact is that the President No problems with second hand smoke or forcing the White House maintenance staff to shampoo the carpets, upholstery and draperies on a more frequent basis.   There are several forms available, including one that is entirely dissolvable, eliminating the need to spit.  Furthermore, because modern chewing tobacco comes in many of the same mint, spice and fruit flavors as Altoids, Obama wouldn't have to worry about the smell of it on his breath betraying his secret to the women in his life. (Read Full Post)