Snidely Whiplashes, whiskers a twirl, Villainous mobs of media hacks,Frantically seek to tie down our girl,To their snobby elite railroad tracks;But to her rescue blog heroes flock,Dudley Do-Rights undoing her knots,While Sarah faces the down-ticking clock,Unfazed by the fools' snidely plots.Just when the hacks think that they've won,And have her tied flat on her back,Dudley Do-Rights derail their foul fun,And tie the twits themselves to the track.Liberal media fools never learn,Their failures leaving them frustrated,Liberal liars foiled at each turn,Outwitted by Ms. Underestimated.(Read Full Post)