We're Oh So... (a poem)

We’re hip, we’re cool and oh so arty;We’re Democrats, the smarter party.We’re sophisticated unlike you;We understand merci beaucoup.We’re urbane while you’re provincial;We’re worldly-wise, so existential.We’re cultured, complex, so refined;We’ve left you ignorant serfs behind.We’re witty authors of clever puns,While you clods cling to God and guns.Were you not so closed and clannish,We’d have you peons speaking Spanish.We say all this with knowing smirks;We’re Democrats, you red-state jerks.(Read Full Post)