[Thanks to Scott Johnson at Powerline for the inspiration and apologies to Lerner & Loewe]I'm gettin' elected in November;Ding, dong the polls are gonna chime.So plug in some stoppers,I'll tell some more whoppers,To get me from this church on time.I'm gonna be there in November;Just one more Hill left to climb.She's kickin' up a rumpus,Still trying to bump us,So get me from this church on time.I'll still be running in November,If I can dodge the Clinton slime.Billary's tryin' to tar me,With their Blue Collar Army;Please get me from this church on time.I'm gettin' elected in November;Ding, dong the polls are gonna chime.Rush Limbaugh wants to diss me;Chris Matthews wants to kiss me;Just get me from this church on time.I gotta make it to November,Got to avoid the grit and grime.If I dump the racist preachersAnd fools cheering in the bleachers,Will that get me from this church on time?Russ Vaughn(Read Full Post)