I took my troubles down to Madame XHey, you know it's just a-bout sexShe's got a pad painted puce and limeSellin' little bimbos to Love Client Number NineI told her I had a dull sex lifeBut do not tell that to my wife She looked at my palm and she made a magic signShe said "Your voter I-D is Love Client Number Nine"She bent down and turned around and gave me a winkShe said "You gotta wash up right here in the sink"She told me there won't be any scandal press inkI held my breath, I took a step, I crossed the brinkI didn't know if it was day or nightI kissed every Clinton groupie within sightBut when I kissed a cop down on K Street one timeShe busted me for bein' Love Client Number Nine[guitar solo]I held my breath, I took a step, I crossed the brinkI didn't know if it was day or nightI kissed every Clinton groupie within sightBut when I kissed a cop down on K Street one timeShe busted me for bein' Love Client Number NineLove Client Number NineLove Client Number...(Read Full Post)