(On CNN's planting of a Gay general at the GOP debate. To be sung to the tune of Gilbert & Sullivan's I am the very model of a modern Major-General.)     I am the very model of a modern Gay Lib General,    I stick the gotcha questions to them, liberal and sexual,    I know the commissars of CNN,     and if they ask me who I am     I tell ‘em "just don't ask don't tell !'     I'll drop a really big bombshell    To screw up Rudi, Mitt and Fred    And Ron Paul for a compliment!     Ooohhh!!    I am the very model of a modern Gay Lib General     and if you really promise not to tell    I'll shaft ‘em as I target ‘em      For Hillary and Billary     And all the guys in unit ten    All officers and gentlemen     Who're in...(Read Full Post)