Satire We have to be thankful to Democrats for continually reminding Americans of the horrible if not intractable problems our country faces. We sympathize with their needs. Because we love our fellow Americans who are Democrats, we want to do whatever we can to help them achieve the perfect utopia they deserve. Here are several modest proposals that logically should be part of the Democrats’ party platform. Democrats' 2010 version of their logo (via Pixellogo) Racism: Democrats never tire telling us that racism is a horrible stain on America. It’s hard to disagree. The most logical way to eliminate racism is to eliminate race. Let’s start by agreeing on an all-American skin color -- white, brown, black, yellow, pink or maybe native American red? Or, how about beige?  (I personally would oppose avatar blue or cartoon chartreuse.) In any case thanks to amazing new technology it is now possible to make it mandatory for all Americans to undergo...(Read Full Article)