Michelle Obama's Plans to Reorient the Orient

After being holed up for at least two weeks in the White House, Michelle Obama must be itching for another exotic getaway.  With superpower tensions at an all-time high, now is as good a time as any to take a multi-generational mother-daughter vacation to China.  Never mind that Michelle’s vacation destination is busy amassing the fiercest military force on the planet and partnering with Vladimir Putin, who just tested an ICBM. Rising above silly little squabbles, Michelle is packing up mom Marion and daughters Malia and Sasha.  The traveling quartet and a huge entourage will board Air Force Two in mid-March at God knows what flight cost per hour – courtesy of the U.S. taxpayer – and wing westward for 13 hours toward China, which, quite frankly, is quite a ways to travel for authentic Kung Pao chicken. Upon arrival, Michelle plans to visit with China’s foxy steel drum-playing first lady Peng Liyuan.  But before she does, the...(Read Full Article)