FADING GIGOLO, John Turturro's  (very Woody Allen) seamy rom-com, seems like an emerging misstep.  It manages to miss the recent TV sensation, Hung, about a regular guy (a HS sports coach) who happens to be hunky and quite fit, being rented out as a “ho” by his “pimp” friend, with both relieving financial pressures in their successful efforts at hunky guy’s satisfying  horny, monied females. Here, Woody Allen, playing a stereotypical  Jewish schmendrik, Murray Schwartz (could they really not think of a less obnoxiously obvious moniker for him than Mel Brooks’s favorite nerd-name in the hilarious  record The 2000 Year Old Man?) convinces florist Turturro to service his dermatologist (Sharon Stone, still ravishing, with the best legs in the business) and her gal-pal, fantabulous Sofia Vergara, as Selima (starring also in CHEF).  Murray’s bookstore is closing, and he...(Read Full Article)