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It was a lovely day. Everything in the Capital, it seemed, was closed due to the shutdown, and traffic was sparse so I wandered downtown to see how things were faring. My favorite spot was packed with White House aides leaking fake inside tips to credulous pressmen, and I really didn't want to be there. I asked the bartender for a carryout sandwich and coffee and headed to Lafayette Park across the street from the White House. I found a nice empty bench, spread my things out and minutes later a chubby fellow in a BGIU T-shirt asked if I minded sharing the bench. "No, of course not," I answered, moving some stuff to make sure he had plenty of room. "What's BGIU?" I asked. "I've never heard of that one before." "It's Big Government Is Us," he answered. We're a group of citizens who think government should get ever bigger, unlike those tea party nuts." "Bigger? I mean the whole shebang seems to be on autopilot with a permanent, unaccountable civil service already running the show....(Read Full Article)