Tea Party Crashes Washington Orgy

For Obama, the Tea Party fits in Washington like nuns at a swingers' convention.  The fiscal orgy at Club Fed just can't continue unless the Tea Party gets the hell out.  Unfortunately for Obama, we just won't leave.  How could we?  We can't afford to refuel our corporate jets. So in order to give the Tea Party the "change we need," Obama is pulling out all the stops.  He continues his War on Productivity against the "rich."  Like the preacher said to the congregation, "I have good news and bad news.  The good news is we have the money for the new building.  The bad news is it's out there in your pockets." When Obama can't just get taxpayers to hand over their booty at knifepoint, he threatens to "Katrina" America and unleash Mother Nature on us.  His timing was impeccable, as he delivered his Mother Nature threat in the wake of the worse tornado season in decades -- let no crisis go to waste! But somebody must have whispered in Obama's ear...(Read Full Article)