Sharks Are Not Misunderstood Dolphins, and Islam Is Not a Religion of Peace

I've often been told rumors from very old, wise people about a time, long before I was born, when "Saturday Night Live" was both funny and relevant.  It's hard to believe, but in those unimaginably distant days deep into the past, Chevy Chase played a Land Shark who wore various disguises in attempts to break into people's apartments and eat them.  When subterfuge and gimmicks failed, he just lied and told various idiots he was a dolphin. [Knock, knock]"Who's there?  It's not that Land Shark I've heard about, is it?""Nope.  Just a candygram, Ma'am.""Candygram?  I've never heard of such a thing.  I think you are that Land Shark.""No, Ma'am.  I am just a misunderstood dolphin.""A dolphin?  Well, okay then.  No cause for alarm if you are only a dolphin.  I certainly wouldn't want to appear to be species-ist by having reservations about trusting a dolphin." In case you haven't...(Read Full Article)