PrintMarch 30, 2009
Rodney Dangerfield Republicans
"I can't get no respect" was the signature line of the late comedian Rodney Dangerfield. Republicans in Congress are getting dissed the day long by President Barack Obama and those mean, old Democrats. But there's hope if they change -- the Republicans, that is.The first thing the GOP needs to do is declare itself a "terrorist organization." Opening a satellite office in Islamabad or San Francisco could help. Can you think of a faster way to get respect, conciliation, co-operation and civility from the Democrats? Just ask Ahmadinejad, Assad, Chavez, Kim Jong-il, the Castros, and the rest of the evil-doers.Turns out that what we have here is a failure to communicate. There's no longer a "global war on terror." It's an "Overseas Contingency Operation" (OCO). How scary is that? America's foreign policy is becoming grovel, apologize, and appease. OCO reeks of cowardice, and every one of our sworn enemies is savoring the stench. Admittedly, the Dems'...(Read Full Article)
