January 28, 2008
Who's Afraid of John McCain?
When the New York Times endorsed John McCain last week, the conservative blogosphere was quickly abuzz with the obvious harm the left-wing newspaper would do to McCain's chances of winning the Republican nomination. Enter Bill Clinton, known to all in the land as a man of the utmost honesty.According to Honest Bill, if Hillary and McCain face off in November, the election will be perfectly civil and above-board in all respects. Why?"She and John McCain are very close," Clinton said. "They always laugh that if they wound up being the nominees of their party, it would be the most civilized election in American history, and they're afraid they'd put the voters to sleep because they like and respect each other."Pardon me for questioning the veracity of this statement. John McCain may actually be a very forgiving man, and able to bury even the bloodiest hatchet. I seem to recall, however, from one of the debates earlier this year, Mr. McCain making...(Read Full Article)