PrintApril 5, 2005
The Berger briefs
OK, so I lied, in a manner of sorts,About what I'd stuffed down inside my shorts.I should think you're now quite satisfied That the Berger briefs are declassified.From jockey shorts down to my socks,Was a virtual vault for secret docs.It's a style my president set for me,Just a quick unzip, they'll never see. Alas, I'm not as slick as Bill,Don't have his dexterous zipping skill.But so what clandestine old reportsWere sequestered secretly in my shorts?So I took a report and may have shred it?That's commonly called a Clinton edit.Imagine if Kerry had somehow prevailed;I'd be Secretary of State, not nearly jailed. Some folks I'm sure are going to insist,That I got off too easy, a slap on the wrist;But Bush has me locked in a political pillory,Awaiting release by the 'Pardon Queen,' Hillary.Sure, as a crook, I should've developed more skillAfter serving such masters as shrewd Hil and Bill;But with document dodges, I'm not truly handy,I'm not a Slick Willie, more an ol' Sad Sack...(Read Full Article)
