January 29, 2005

The gang that won't shoot straight

By Russ Vaughn
It began when ol' Dubya gave Al Gore the boot,Those gun—hating Dems really started to shoot.Their weapons of choice though leave much to desireFor they're usually off—target and so often misfire. In his blustering barrages, as everyone knows,Al Gore is most likely to blow off his own nose.And in hitting his targets, Teddy's chances are slimmerHe's no better at bombast than he was as a swimmer.  John Kerry took aim at Bush's war in IraqBut salvoes from Swiftees left him smoking black.Daschle went to Dakota with all barrels loaded;When the smoke finally cleared, he had clearly imploded. They were gunning for George, but without enough practiceAnd ended up full of holes, their butts full of cactus.That dimwitted cowboy turned out muy malBlew the Libs clean away at their O.K. Corral Howard Dean, more than most, embodies the phrase,'Shoot yourself in the foot,' yet may see better days.If DNC chiefs decide the Party needs Deaning,Shooting yourself in the foot...(Read Full Article)