Progressive Professor Tells White Males to Commit Suicide in Final Lecture

'If you are a white male, you don't deserve to live. You are a cancer, you're a disease, white males have never contributed anything positive to the world! They only murder, exploit and oppress non-whites!'

Professor Noel Ignatiev, a tenured professor at Massachusetts College, ended his teaching career by telling white males to kill themselves in his final class last Monday. The Professor reported receiving "a standing ovation" from his "largely white and middle class students."