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September 10, 2022

Gibberish galore with Kamala Harris

By Rajan Laad

Yesterday, Vice President Kamala Harris was at the Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas, when she said the following:

Today, the business of our work is for the council to report on the work that has occurred since our last meeting across these areas.  We will, today, also discuss the work yet ahead — the work we must still do to continue to move forward.

She also opined about visiting the moon:

Her cold-blooded assaults on the English language are no longer restricted to Planet Earth.  She now has breached the realm of space.

It's been around a month since America's foremost word salad chef rustled up a hodgepodge, and everybody heaved a sigh of relief that she hasn't lost her touch.

For those who have been away, here's a look at masterful wordsmithing from the past.

Last month, Vice President Harris was at the Oakland Generation Fund Event when she rambled through explaining the concept of equity.

Earlier in July, at the American Rescue Plan Workforce Development Summit, she said the following about the importance of transportation: "You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go to do the work and get home."

Also in July, during a TV interview, Harris responded with abject incoherence when asked about the failure of Democrat presidents and Democrat-controlled Congresses to codify abortion rights during the 50 years that Roe v. Wade stood.

I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled. Certain issues are just settled.

The last place for inarticulateness is a ceremony honoring the memories of the victims of a tragedy. 

But not for Harris.  Her war on words continued following the July 4 parade shooting in Highland Park, Illinois.

On the Juneteenth holiday, she paused her war on words to wage war on facts. 

Harris claimed that the U.S. had "400 years of slavery," despite the fact that slavery lasted for 246 years, beginning in 1619 and ending in 1865 after the Civil War was won and the Thirteenth Amendment was passed.

In May, Harris couldn't muster words to explain the importance of teamwork to an audience at the ASEAN Summit.

Harris was on fire in March, serving not one or two, but three syllable soups.

During a meeting with the Jamaican prime minister to commemorate the 60th anniversary of diplomatic ties between the U.S. and Jamaica, Harris delivered embarrassing gibberish:

In Louisiana, Harris struggled to expound on the metaphysics of time.

During a press conference alongside Polish president Andrzej Duda, Warsaw Harris merely giggled when asked about the U.S.'s commitment to Ukrainian refugees.

In January, during an interview on NBC News, Harris blathered interminably in response to a series of questions about Biden's failing strategy to combat COVID-19.

Last October, Harris ruined a pre-recorded NASA video meant to promote scientific aptitude among young children.  One can only wonder what the outtakes must have been.

Last August, Kamala cackled incongruously in response to a question about Biden's catastrophic and unplanned withdrawal from Afghanistan.  That caused a BBC correspondent to remark that Harris had made America appear like an "incompetent, uncaring and unreliable" ally.

Last June, Harris jabbered irrelevantly when asked why she had not visited the U.S.-Mexico border despite being assigned the task of resolving the border crisis.

It is important to remember that all these blunders occurred at scheduled appearances before friendly interviewers and audiences.  Harris presumably has access to the best subject matter experts, so there is no excuse to be unprepared.  For her public addresses, she could have read off a teleprompter or carried notes.

But nothing seems to be working.

More than her ineptitude, Kamala's word salads are a result of her apathy toward her job.

There is another possibility.  Perhaps she has an inflated opinion of herself and is unable to see her own faults.  The result is an unwillingness to learn, bringing on gaffes galore. 

This would explain the constant exodus of her staff, including her speechwriters.  Nobody wants the ignominy of having "speechwriter for Kamala Harris" on his résumé. 

The question that some will have is, why did Biden's handlers choose incompetent and indolent Harris as a running mate?

Biden's handlers understood that any individual of average talents would recognize Biden's rapidly declining cognitive abilities as an opportunity to capture the Oval Office using the 25th Amendment. 

Hence, the person they chose would have to be totally devoid of talent and initiative.

Harris was the perfect candidate.  Not only does she lack talent or the drive to rise to the top, but she also has skin pigment, which makes her the ideal "diversity" candidate that liberals fawn over.

Harris was celebrated by all when Biden announced her as his running mate.

To ensure an end to these blandishments, Biden's handlers assigned Kamala the task of resolving the border crisis, which is light-years away from her abilities.

This was also a trap. 

If Harris even attempted or pretended to resolve the crisis, she would be attacked by her fellow Democrats, all of whom want open borders.  Since she wasn't able to resolve the crisis, obviously, she was denounced by the right.

Harris's constant verbal struggles, despite her functioning cognitive abilities and mental faculties, have made a man showing signs of dementia appear the brighter individual.

Democrat mouthpieces that beg Biden not to seek re-election never forget mentioning Harris's unpopularity.  They want to be absolutely clear that Harris isn't being considered for president.  Were there even a moderately talented individual in Harris's place, they would be demanding Biden's immediate resignation.  But the thought of Harris frightens them so much that they urge him to finish his term but not seek re-election.

Harris has made Biden appear unimpeachable.

This was always the purpose behind hiring Kamala Harris.

The consequence of this cynical but astute ploy is that the nation has to suffer myriad disasters owing to the incompetence of Biden and Harris.  The fact that neither can frame a coherent sentence blackens the darkness further. 

They have made a mockery of the highest office of the nation and the nation itself and have diminished the significance of the U.S. on the global stage.

Image: RNC Research video screen shot via Twitter.

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