Sorry hombre, no hablas español

Ann Coulter once said that sometimes it can be difficult to debate liberals because every so often, they say something so incomprehensibly stupid that you don't even know how to respond. This is one of those moments.

Imagine being so daft that you don't know that Spanish comes from Spain.  Guaranteed, the person who wrote the above excerpt took out at least $100K in debt to attend a mediocre university and thinks there are an infinite number of genders.

But rather than try to convince leftists that this philosophy is unintelligible and racist, I am in total agreement with them.  Speaking another civilization's language is indeed cultural appropriation, and I won't stand for such bigotry.  That's why I propose that from this point forward, Central Americans should no longer be allowed to speak Spanish.  They must now speak Aztec.

Unfortunately for the commenter above, Spanish is indeed a white language.  Sure, the Spaniards are slightly tanner and better-looking than the rest of us European mutts, but they are European and white.  Sorry, liberals — Spanish belongs to the whites.

While I understand that this language change will be drastic, fear not: the Aztec language, formally known as Nahuatl, is still spoken by at least 1.5 million people in Mexico today!  So it can easily be reintroduced into the cultures south of the border.  Unfortunately, they won't be allowed to use the Roman alphabet that the Spaniards introduced to the natives when they translated Aztec into written word for the indigenous people.  Unlucky for Western Hispanics, the Roman alphabet belongs to European whites, too, and simply allowing them to continue using it would only reinforce the elements of European imperialism and white supremacy and be a daily reminder of the genocide committed against the native cultures.  Instead, Aztec-speakers will have to return to pictograms used before the evil white conquistadors arrived and supplied the alphabet, the wheel, and draft animals.

In better news, the new Aztec-speakers will be allowed to use the unique numerical symbols created by their ancestors as well as the Aztec calendar.  Additionally, now uninhibited by the shackles of Western morals, these indigenous people should be free, better yet encouraged, to re-establish the practice of human sacrifice.  After all, culture is relative and who are we to judge another civilization's customs?

Leftists are absolutely right when they demand that any remnants of colonialism among non-whites be destroyed.  It's only fair that we unburden these poor minorities with the language our ancestors forced them to speak.  We must take back the Spanish language and permit only white Europeans to use it...except Beto O'Rourke.  He will be allowed to speak only in Gaelic.