-Satire- I must have gotten amnesia retroactively, because now I have discovered, from a speech given by Hillary Clinton in India, that I forced my wife to vote for Trump.  Okay, I do have a vague memory, perhaps a false one, that as I followed my wife into the voting booth, a security guard stopped me and asked me what I was doing.  I told him that since Democrats oppose the Second Amendment, I oppose the Nineteenth, the one that gives women the right to vote. But it wasn't my fault that I forced my wife to vote for Trump.  In fact, I wasn't even going to vote for him myself.  It was Facebook that tricked me into it.  There was some kind of questionnaire that I volunteered to fill out.  I was assured that the information I divulged about myself in that questionnaire would not be given to anyone else – at least not to anyone except my trusted friends on Facebook – and their friends – and theirs...(Read Full Post)