If liberals created Santa Claus today, what would she be like?

Have you ever wondered what the story of Santa Claus would be like if it were written today? Santa Claus would probably be a transgender woman of color.  He/She might still have reindeer, but they wouldn't be called Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen.  They would probably be called something like Fidel, Enrique, Mohammed, Mohammed, Young-Suk, Alyssa, Robyn, and Mohammad.  Unless they got rid of the reindeer altogether, because of their large carbon footprint, in which case they would be replaced with flying animated legumes. Santa would no longer work out of the North Pole (too white up there!), but probably would have a base of operations at the United Nations, where U.N. peacekeepers would be kept busy making toys to keep their hands busy and out of trouble. Santa would still give gifts to children, but they would be more calibrated. 1) Christmas gifts would be means-tested.  Children whose parents had incomes above...(Read Full Post)