Will people still flock to Janet Jackson concerts now that she's a Hijabi?
Janet Jackson has married a Qatari billionaire.
She now walks around wearing a hijab!
Here is how Janet used to dress:
And here is how she dresses now:
It would seem that Janet has become a Muslim! If so, how else has her lifestyle changed?
1) Is she allowed to walk outside without her husband or a male relative?
2) Has Janet given up driving cars?
3) Has Janet undergone a clitorectomy, as happens in Qatar?
4) Does her husband beat her when she contradicts him, as is common in Qatar?
5) If her husband takes additional wives, as is customary in Qatar, will Janet be an exemplary senior wife?
6) Do you think the sexy boxes on Janet's burka would get her in trouble in Saudi Arabia?
7) Will fans still go to Janet's concerts if she has to perform behind a sheet wall?
8) Do you see any irony in the fact that Janet has joined a culture where only her husband is allowed to see her naked, and yet every other man on the planet has also seen Janet naked as well?
Ed Straker is the senior writer at NewsMachete.com.