Belgium on high alert for attack from infants, widows, and non-Muslims

Belgium is on high alert for a terror attack.  But whom exactly are they worried about committing such an attack?  President Obama has characterized Middle Eastern refugees as "three-year-old infants"; we are told that many are widows; and the grand mufti of Chappaqua, Hillary Hussein Clinton, assures us that not a single Muslim has any involvement in terrorism, therefore terrorists must be something else.

Belgium put the capital Brussels on maximum security alert on Saturday, shutting the metro and warning people to avoid crowds because of a "serious and imminent" threat of coordinated, multiple attacks by militants.

"Coordinated" attacks?  My understanding is that infants were not very well coordinated at all.

The crisis center advised the public to avoid places where a lot of people come, such as shopping centers, concerts, sports events or public transport hubs. The city's museums were shut and concert venues canceled planned evening events.

Couldn't they have stayed open but simply denied admittance to widows and infants?

French authorities have said the attacks were planned in Brussels by a local man, Abdelhamid Abaaoud, 28, who fought for Islamic State in Syria and was killed in a police siege of an apartment in the Paris suburb of St. Denis on Wednesday.

Since Muslims don't commit acts of terrorism, Abaaoud must be a Quaker.  Or a Tibetan monk.  He certainly couldn't be a Muslim man from the Middle East.  The ones who come to Europe are all widows and children.  Perhaps "he" was simply a transgender Muslim woman.  The Times also reports:

The United States Embassy in Brussels urged Americans "to shelter in place and remain at home." A statement on the embassy website on Saturday advised that "if you must go out, avoid large crowds."

Especially crowds with widows and babies in them.  All strollers should be searched for hidden flamethrowers.

The Belgian federal prosecutor's office said on Saturday that the search of the Molenbeek residence of an unnamed man arrested on Thursday in another Brussels district had uncovered weapons, but no explosives. The arrested person has been charged with "participation in terrorist attacks and participation in the activities of a terrorist organization," a federal magistrate, Eric Van der Sijpt, said.

Again a man?  Why haven't they found the real masterminds: the babies in their cribs?

More than 500 Belgians have left to fight for the Islamic State in Syria and Iraq, making Belgium the biggest per capita contributor of foreign fighters.

And that's the problem.  They go to Syria and Iraq and have babies, and then the babies come back to terrorize Belgium.

The big mistake Europe is making is not keeping refugees out – after all, the needs of refugees are clearly more important than the clearly misguided security concerns of Europeans.  The mistake is the kind of refugees they are letting in.

Instead of letting in babies and widows, who are causing all the trouble, they need to focus on letting in young men between the ages of 18 and 34, who Obama and Clinton maintain have not been coming out of Syria in large numbers.  Of course, they have to be properly vetted.  Instead of being interviewed by two different government departments, they should be interviewed by three, and only if the refugees give the same answers to all three departments should they be admitted as refugees.

This article was written by Ed Straker, senior writer of, the conservative news site.

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