No one cares, but right around July 4, Barack Obama informed the world that he's a fan of classic guacamole.  Now, less than a month later, I'm sorry to have to be the bearer of bad news, but much to the horror of salsa and guacamole aficionados everywhere, the FDA has banned the import of some fresh cilantro shipments from Mexico after evidence indicated that the crop was tainted with human feces. I repeat: tainted with human feces.  Now, if that doesn't put a damper on your hankering for cilantro jalapeño pesto, I don't know what will. Everyone knows what feces is, but for those who don't know what cilantro is, it's a popular herb that's a key ingredient in Mexican food. Unfortunately for cilantro-loving illegals in America or "co-exist" types anxious to embrace the full palate of cultural diversity, Puebla farm workers with less than first-world bathroom habits have been fertilizing the coriander crop with their own...(Read Full Post)