Tech companies are simply tickled pink (ha, ha) now that homosexual marriage has been imposed on the land.  Google and other tech companies, not merely content to sit on the sidelines, have created tools that users can use to show their support for gay sex, because in our society it is now important to show your support for certain kinds of approved sex acts, just like in Brave New World.

Google's Android operating system is offering a feature which will take a snapshot of you and convert it into an image of a zombie with similar features who supports homosexuality.  No, I am not making this up!

Once created, your zombie self will swish and sway in a stereotypically gay way on your screen in full-throated support of gay sex (I am still not making this up!).

At the present time, there does not seem to be a feature to make a heterosexual zombie.  Only homosexual zombies.

Now, the stereotype of liberals is that they are unthinking zombies who will support whatever the media says.  This effort only solidifies that stereotype, although maybe I do it an injustice to call it a stereotype, since it is often quite true.

Meanwhile, not to be outdone, Facebook has created a feature that will superimpose the homosexual flag over your face.

The gay community has always been inventive in the use of tools so this is not surprising. However, I find the effort confusing. Is it meant to say that the user supports other people having gay sex, or that the user him or herself wants to have it as well? Is Mark Zuckerberg in the photo above saying that he wants other people to have gay sex, or that it is something he wishes to try for himself? If it's the latter, not to worry, because as we all know, polygamy will soon be legalized, so once again, we can all have marriage equality.

(By the way, as a side note... why is there a gay flag at all? Do they want their own country, and if so, could you really stitch a nation together out of noncontiguous parts of San Francisco, New York, and Miami?)

Other major companies have gotten into the act as well, tweeting photos of support. But curiously, companies like the Gap and Macy's and JetBlue are not tweeting men kissing in their photos or lesbians hugging, but rather more abstract photos like the homosexual flag. Since we are told by the media repeatedly that nearly everyone supports homosexual marriage, why do you think they are so reticent to be open about what they are supporting?

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