What do you think Chelsea Clinton's book will look like?

Chelsea Clinton is writing a book for children, or for people with the minds of children, like supporters of her mother.  What do you think the book will be like?

Chelsea Clinton, the daughter of former President Bill Clinton and current presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton, has a deal with Penguin Young Readers for "It's Your World: Get Informed, Get Inspired & Get Going!" the publisher announced Wednesday.

The book aims to inspire young people to "change the world" and will cover issues including poverty and gender equality, according to Penguin. 

A spokesman for Chelsea Clinton, Kamyl Bazbaz, said she will donate all the proceeds to "charities of her choosing that focus on the issues addressed in the book," including the family charity, the Clinton Foundation.

Because, after all, charity begins at home!

What do you think the book will contain?  Being a children's book, perhaps it will be organized from A to Z, with letters like this:

A stands for alternative to birth,

C stands for Climate Change,
D stands for Daesh, a mysterious rebel group in the Middle East unaffiliated with any major religion,

F stands for Families of All Kinds,

G used to stand for Global Warming, until it stopped getting warmer.  For more information, see 'C',

I stands for Islamophobia, the deep-seated irrational fear that some people might detonate themselves around you,

L stands for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgendered individuals in the following 56 categories: ________

N stands for New Citizens, many of whom just need help filling out paperwork,

R stands for Racism, against People of Color (except Asians),

and so on.

I predict that it will be a very popular book.  I also predict that the Chinese Communist Party will buy 10,000 copies.  I think it will be a hit with businessmen in Morocco, too.  And I'll bet that some Saudi or Dubai prince will buy at least 50,000 copies, to spread Mrs. Clinton's wisdom to the Bedouin masses.

What letters do you think will be in Chelsea's book, and what will they stand for?

This article was produced by NewsMachete.com, the conservative news site.

Chelsea Clinton is writing a book for children, or for people with the minds of children, like supporters of her mother.  What do you think the book will be like?

Chelsea Clinton, the daughter of former President Bill Clinton and current presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton, has a deal with Penguin Young Readers for "It's Your World: Get Informed, Get Inspired & Get Going!" the publisher announced Wednesday.

The book aims to inspire young people to "change the world" and will cover issues including poverty and gender equality, according to Penguin. 

A spokesman for Chelsea Clinton, Kamyl Bazbaz, said she will donate all the proceeds to "charities of her choosing that focus on the issues addressed in the book," including the family charity, the Clinton Foundation.

Because, after all, charity begins at home!

What do you think the book will contain?  Being a children's book, perhaps it will be organized from A to Z, with letters like this:

A stands for alternative to birth,

C stands for Climate Change,
D stands for Daesh, a mysterious rebel group in the Middle East unaffiliated with any major religion,

F stands for Families of All Kinds,

G used to stand for Global Warming, until it stopped getting warmer.  For more information, see 'C',

I stands for Islamophobia, the deep-seated irrational fear that some people might detonate themselves around you,

L stands for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgendered individuals in the following 56 categories: ________

N stands for New Citizens, many of whom just need help filling out paperwork,

R stands for Racism, against People of Color (except Asians),

and so on.

I predict that it will be a very popular book.  I also predict that the Chinese Communist Party will buy 10,000 copies.  I think it will be a hit with businessmen in Morocco, too.  And I'll bet that some Saudi or Dubai prince will buy at least 50,000 copies, to spread Mrs. Clinton's wisdom to the Bedouin masses.

What letters do you think will be in Chelsea's book, and what will they stand for?

This article was produced by NewsMachete.com, the conservative news site.