Oprah's Solution for Racism: OprahCare

As America watches ObamaCare self-destruct in real time, Oprah Winfrey, who recently snubbed a White House invite to promote ObamaCare, declared the criticism of its chief architect (Obama) racist.

Oprah is a masterful marketer who coincidentally makes racially inflammatory comments whenever a grievance movie needs promotion.  This time, the ridiculous remarks were uttered during an overseas interview.  The former undisputed queen of daytime talk, now undisputed queen of the Grievance Industry, explained to our transatlantic neighbors the motive behind Obama criticisms:

There's a level of disrespect for the office that occurs.  And that occurs in some cases and maybe even many cases because he's African American.  There's no question about that and it's the kind of thing nobody ever says but everybody's thinking it.

Interestingly, Oprah failed to mention that Obama enthusiastically campaigned (twice) to be subjected to the so-called "level of disrespect" that accompanies the office, and was twice successful.  Furthermore, she neglected to mention how America's stifling racism didn't prevent her from becoming a media mogul, or stop the trailblazing successes of Dr. Condi Rice, Chief Justice Clarence Thomas, Dr. Ben Carson, et al.  Like Oprah, these individuals came from humble beginnings and stand as testaments to America's exceptional nature.  Why didn't Oprah rush to their defense when they were "disrespected" by racists?

Instead, she provided a remedy for America's pervasive racism:

There are still generations of people, older people, who were born and bred and marinated in it, in that prejudice and racism, and they just have to die.

In other words, old whites are inherently racist, and incapable of judging by content of character.  Thus, they must die.

Enter OprahCare.

OprahCare is simply her "Final Solution" for racism.  It's the cure that kills two birds with one stone; it simultaneously ends racism and Obama critics.  One obvious flaw with OprahCare is that it encourages the death of those who criticize Obama because of his race, yet, hypocritically, it excuses those who, because of Obama's race, won't criticize him.  The OprahCare proponents refer to this contradiction as "payback."

On the upside, OprahCare allows whites to keep their racist views if they like their racist views.  On the downside, the racists themselves "have to die."

Immediate OprahCare enrollees would be Bill O'Reilly and Pat Buchanan, whereas Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz would receive waivers.

Although OprahCare may appear to target elderly white racists, its aim is broader.

The other potential recipients of OprahCare are any white non-Democrats -- specifically Republicans, conservatives, Tea Partiers, and Libertarians.  Even white Hispanics, such as George Zimmerman, are ideal for OprahCare.  Granted, Zimmerman voted for Obama, but he killed Trayvon Martin, whom Oprah considered this generation's Emmett Till.

Whites in other countries also qualify for OprahCare.  Remember the Swiss saleswoman who allegedly treated Oprah like a commoner when Oprah inquired about a $38,000 handbag?

Blacks are exempt from Oprahcare, despite a poll that concluded that "[t]hirty-seven percent (37%) of American Adults think most black Americans are racist," while "[j]ust 15% consider most white Americans racist, while 18% say the same of most Hispanic Americans."

Even so, OprahCare's mission statement insists that only whites can be racist.

White Democrats are also exempt from OprahCare, as long as they continue to openly wear their white guilt.  

There is no signing up for OprahCare; the Grievance Diva already knows the racists, and their policies have been pre-approved.  As long as Mississippi keeps burning from Ku Klux Klan lynchings, and Jim Crow remains in effect (as Oprah apparently believes), OprahCare is here to stay.  Then, after the racists are finally gone, the Grievance Industry will corner the racism market.

Silly me -- a Grievance Industry takeover won't happen, because blacks can't be racist. 

Taleeb Starkes is the author of an Amazon #1 bestselling book that confronts the subculture within the black community, titled THE UN-CIVIL WAR: BLACKS vs NI**ERS.  Find Taleeb on Twitter.

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