Preemptive Ridicule of the RNC

This is a selection from an email ridicule of the RNC being pumped through liberal cyber space by Obama operatives.
Highlights from the RNC schedule:
9:30am – Discussion of Christian values and marital fidelity – Newt Gingrich presiding.

10am – “Sucking up to Israel” or, “How to Subjugate National Security
to a Foreign Power” – a tutorial by Sheldon Adelson.

1pm –  “Reaching out to the Proletariat with Dressage” –  Anne Romney.

2pm – “Exploit your Entire Family for Maximum Profits” or “Mama Grizzlies for Dummies” – hosted by Sarah Palin.

3:30pm -- “A Muslim Ate my Love Child” – confessed by Michelle Bachmann
Cute stuff, really. Except that one gets the impression that for most of the faithful this "har-har-har'' is all they know - or think they need to know.

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