August 27, 2012
Preemptive Ridicule of the RNC
This is a selection from an email ridicule of the RNC being pumped through liberal cyber space by Obama operatives.
Highlights from the RNC schedule:
9:30am Discussion of Christian values and marital fidelity Newt Gingrich presiding.
10am Sucking up to Israel or, How to Subjugate National Security
to a Foreign Power a tutorial by Sheldon Adelson.
1pm Reaching out to the Proletariat with Dressage Anne Romney.
2pm Exploit your Entire Family for Maximum Profits or Mama Grizzlies for Dummies hosted by Sarah Palin.
3:30pm -- A Muslim Ate my Love Child confessed by Michelle Bachmann