The Iranians know about Facebook!

If you think Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook in his Harvard dorm room as a place for others to hang out on line, think again. Those clever Iranians discovered  its real purpose.

Mark Zuckerberg, the young Harvard dropout who created Facebook, was secretly working for the Mossad (Israel's intelligence agency) and other Western intelligence agencies, and created Facebook to gather intelligence on their behalf. Apparently Twitter was created for similar reasons.
Unmasked again. No siree, you just can't fool those clever Iranians!