Declaration of Dependency

When, in the course of political events, it becomes necessary for the government to dissolve the political bonds which constrain them, and to assume all the powers of the earth, to eliminate and dissolve the laws of nature and of nature's God to which the people believe they are entitled, a complete disregard to the opinions of mankind requires the government to declare their causes superior to all others and impel the people toward despotism.

We hold these truths to be morally relative; that all men are not created equal, but we can make them equal by instituting laws to ensure social, racial, and economic equality.  We can terminate pregnancies that are inconvenient  and euthanize the elderly to ensure society represents our utopian vision of mankind. That to secure these rights and create a utopian society, government usurps all power from man and the consent of the governed is inconsequential. 

Whenever our form of government becomes destructive to man's livelihood the people have no right to alter or abolish it, and in fact if they attempt to do so will be held criminally liable for questioning their leaders.  Prudence, indeed, will dictate our government, recently established, should not be changed for any reason unless we deem it necessary. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is our right to continue on this course until we are fully satisfied with the outcome; and any attempt to throw off such government and to provide new guards for their future security is not only feeble, but a treasonous act against the government and offenders will be immediately terminated.  Such has been the patient sufferance of the leaders of the United States; and such is now the necessity which throws off all constraints that bind our government and we now alter our system of government according to our will and our desire.  To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world.

The people have refused to compel with our laws; therefore we must enforce our laws for the public good.

We have called together legislative bodies to represent the people; however we know longer have a need for representation.  Elections are now forbidden.

The people consume natural resources and destroy the environment, therefore we will no longer allow for population of the states, rather the country will be bound by the sustainable development program known as United Nations Agenda 21.  People will be redeployed to population centers.

The concept of justice is abolished under this declaration.  We are no longer a Constitutional Republic, rather we are an oligarchy and will administer justice as we see fit.

We will erect a multitude of new offices, and send hither swarms of officers to harass you, and eat out your substance.

We will establish a national security force and, at all times, deploy them amongst the people.

If the former does not provide proper compliance and servitude we will use the military against the people of this country.

We will confiscate all firearms and ammunition.  Any resistance results in an automatic life time sentence in a re-education and work camp. 

We will decide what work each person must do to support the government.  Property rights are abolished.  The government decides for each person what they may possess.

Taxes are abolished as we own everything and decide what you can and cannot possess.  Everything else belongs to the government. 

In case we weren't clear, everything belongs to the government and government decides everything.