Hey! I thought Obama wanted conservatives to 'shut up and get out of the way'

Not any more. It seems the president has reconsidered his advice from a few months ago and now wishes us to "grab a mop" and "clean up the mess."

(Hat Tip: Hot Air )

I would answer the president thusly: Whatever "mess" was created by Republicans has been made much worse by your policies. At this point, a mop would be of little use. We would need an industrial strength garage-vac and a super-sized pump to remove all the crud and sewage you've brought to Washington.