A New Pledge of Allegiance?

A new political era in America may require a Change in our Pledge of Allegiance -- one in which we can Hope.  How about this one?

I pledge allegiance to the Government of the United States of America,
and to the New Collectivism for which it stands.

One nation, under Obama,
with bailouts and handouts for the favored.

Since both of my state's Republican Senators (TX) voted for the bailout, I'll ask them to sponsor the Change in the Senate, and Hope they will.