The Sevakis Bailout Plan
My fellow Americans, My plan is to pay the bailout money - up to $200k per household - against the mortgage debt of those who are current on their mortgages. That way we will reward good behavior and punish those who speculated, lied or otherwise pushed the limits of prudent finance. This would still recapitalize the financial institutions but avoid the moral hazard of bailing out the bad guys whether foreign or domestic.
Dennis Sevakis Write-in Candidate for Prez
Opening campaign slogan:
"And If elected, I promise that you'll have my direct line on your speed dial, thus will I never be out-of-touch with the American people."