Saban coming to Alabama

The news today that The University of Alabama now has a head coach, Nick Saban of the Miami Dolphins and the LSU National Championship Team has driven throngs into Alabama churches rejoicing. Arms are waving high. Hundreds rushed him as his airplane arrived in Tuscaloosa; people hung on his every limb, while the ecstasy in the air, distinct from the waft of the pulp mill, is palpable. Businessman can now enjoy their business lunches and laborers can refocus again on the tasks at hand. The ball caps are back out. A dark cloud has been lifted over the great state, the anguishing has vanished and women are becoming fertile again.  Even the shortly departed have left this abode satisfied that all is well in the world-Alabama football will be redeemed. Roll Tide Roll Joseph Myers(Read Full Post)