May the Farce be With You: Han Solo Preaches Climate Doom

And you thought the Death Star was dangerous. Speaking at the Global Climate Action Summit recently, a frothy and furry Harrison Ford -- resembling Chewbacca more than Han Solo -- growled and cussed at a like-minded gathering of the anthropogenic climate change faithful. Like a fiery guru pitching a worn-out self-help scam, Ford reminded his congregation of something we’ve all heard countless times before: because of so-called man-made climate change, the “future of humanity is at stake!” No doubt implying that America needs to elect more democrats, Ford passionately implored the crowd to “stop giving power to people who don’t believe in science.” I agree! Anyone who can’t tell the American public what is the definition of a male and a female, or denies the unmistakable -- but, for liberals, “inconvenient” -- science of life in the womb has no business holding elected office. Though their meteorologists often get the five-day...(Read Full Article)
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