Let Them Kill Each Other

I know, I know, the recent ISIS (Islamic State of Iraq and Levant) gains have everyone scared.  No doubt, the Islamophilic administration will want to step in, and save Islam from itself once again.  Let me advocate a course of action that will make sense to all sides in America; the left and right; from militarists to pacifists:  Let the Muslims kill each other.

After the administration blundered on Benghazi, on the Arab Spring, and Syria, Heaven itself has afforded it one last chance to set itself right.  It is almost impossible for the administration to screw it up.  All it has to do is nothing.

Yes, Nothing!

ISIS (Islamic State of Iraq and Levant) is presently a large group of thugs with guns.  They have no navy, no air force, except for a few captured helicopters, which they will soon break.  The only ones they can threaten are their fellow Muslims.  If they take over Iraq, who cares?  They will soon reduce the Levant to the seventh century.
And this is a problem to us? OK, oil prices may spike for a while, but they are going to need to sell their oil because they’ve got nothing else to produce for export and can’t produce any of the fruits of modern industry. Meanwhile, the high prices will encourage domestic drilling and production of our nearly boundless reserves held in shale deposits, to the point where we will become a major oil exporter ourselves.

These mujahadeen are incapable of maintaining the weapons they already have. Weapons need upkeep.  Weapons have to be oiled, cleaned, and upgraded.  Upkeep interferes with raping, pillaging, and chopping off heads.  Within two years, they will be slaughtering each other with scimitars and rusty AK-47s.

Iraq's president, Maliki has asked for US assistance. Oh really?

Iraq insisted on setting up its country with an Islamic constitution; against our advice, and now he wants American help.  For what?  So Iraq's Shia can continue to run arms to Syria and Hezb'allah in Lebanon?

If our State Department had men and women with intelligence instead of a love of the Qur’an, they would tell Maliki that our help would be predicated on four conditions:

1) Get rid of the Islamic constitution, and set up a secular state

2) Recognize Israel

3) Naturalize the Palestinians in your state

4) Break off ties with Iran

If Maliki says no, we say “Fine, have your Islamic state. We are not going to decide which flavor.”

He has no choice.  No matter what he decides, the West wins.  Should ISIS take over, Iran will be cut off from land routes to Syria's Assad, and Lebanon's Hezb'allah.  How does this hurt the West?

Sure! Iraq may go down.  The Sunni officers in the Iraqi army will not fight for a Shia majority Iraqi state. In fact, many Sunni officers are already joining ISIS.  The Shia, who are mere foot soldiers, are not prepared to fight the better trained Sunni.   So what?

When thieves fall out, honest men prosper. When Muslims fall out, civilization prospers.  Take a hint from Scripture.  God is telling us something.

They found the Philistines in total confusion, striking each other with their swords. - 1 Samuel 14:20

Now, Iran is scared. 

The Wall Street Journal is reporting that Iran sent two battalions of Iranian Revolutionary Guards to help the Iraqi government in its battle against the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant (ISIS). Not to put too fine a point on it, but this is hugely important, if not totally surprising given Iran's intervention in Syria. Iran has the power to crush ISIS in open combat. But Iranian intervention could also make the conflict inside Iraq much worse - VOX

Iran is hurting. Iran may have to decide between arming Hezb'allah or the Shia in Iraq.  And this hurts the West how?

Other sources are reporting that Iran has called for international assistance to crush ISIS.  Iran needs our help!  The nation which has thumbed its nose at the West for 35 years, now wants our help?

Iran officials call for international response to ISIS violence – Al Monitor

Let them ask for Russian help, or Chinese assistance.  I am sure the Russians and Chinese will be more than happy to make their nations targets for Islamic revenge.  Nothing makes Muslim group A angrier than knowing that you have helped Muslim group B.  And if the Russians or Chinese do intervene, good for them.  Maybe international terrorism will re-direct their wrath eastward.  Tell them it will be like the Chechnyans on steroids.

If Iran is really desperate to save its supply lines across Shia Iraq to save Assad, we could strike a deal.

You want our help.  We want the Israelis to inspect your nuclear power plants; or you can go fight your fellow Muslims yourselves.  Tell them, “Remember the first Iraq-Iran war.”  Make the offer public.  No help until the first Israeli technician comes out of the Isfahan plant and says, “All clean.”

Tell them up front they have to stop aiding Hezb'allah.  Tell them that we are enjoying this. 

At the same time, we should encourage all Euro-Muslim males to join the fight, and when they are gone, revoke their right of return to the West.  Tell them, Allah Wants You; and send them off with halal meat and enough weapons to keep the Mideast in turmoil for another hundred years.

Why is this a problem?   Even if ISIS wins the Caliphate, it will revert to seventh century technology soon enough.

Jordan is scared, now.  She might be overrun.  Supposedly, she is a Western-oriented state, which has the rudimentary forms of a democracy.  Of course, honor killing, and wife beating are still not prohibited; and … Jordan refuses to take in more Palestinians.

Time to make a deal.  Get hold of Monty Hall and have him tell the Jordanians (and Saudis, too) that if they do not choose Door #1, what is behind Door #2, and Door #3 will not be pretty.  It won't be the lovely Carol Merrill.

And what is behind Door #1
If they want our help:

1) Saudis and Jordanians have to start naturalizing Palestinians

2) Set up truly secular states

3) protect their women

Be upfront about it.  Of course, they won't agree.  So let them shoot it out.  When the Mideast is a flaming wreck, the administration should encourage Putin or China to intervene.  Nothing sinks empires faster than trying to tame the Muslims.  We will get out, and avoid our own collapse.

If our administration intervenes in any way, it would be foolish.  Over the past two years our administration has made blunder after blunder in the Mideast, regarding Libya, Morsi, Sisi, Arab Spring, etc.

This time it is so easy.

All the administration has to do is …  NOTHING!

It is that simple.   Heaven has offered the administration one last chance to redeem itself by doing nothing.  If it does intervene, it will be clearly seen as an attempt to prop up Islam, once again.

Let the Shia and Sunni kill each other.  In the words of the late Mayor Ed Koch, “root for whoever is losing.”

Mike Konrad is the pen name of an American who is not Jewish, Latin, or Arab. He runs a website, http://latinarabia.com, where he discusses the subculture of Arabs in Latin America. He wishes his Spanish were better.

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